A hearse assembly includes a support frame that has a substantially rectangular shape and has a forward end and rearward end. A tricycle frame includes a motor and has a back portion and a front portion. The back portion is integrally coupled to the forward end. A steering column and wheel combination is coupled to the front portion. A first axle is mounted on the support frame and is positioned nearer the forward end. A first differential is mechanically coupled to the first axle. A first drive shaft mechanically couples the motor to the first differential. A second axle is mounted the support frame and is positioned nearer the rearward end. The first and second axles each have a pair of free ends each having a wheel attached thereto. A housing is mounted the support frame. A door is positioned in the housing for selectively opening or closing the housing.