A turbulent tassel column has an inflatable clear column member containing tassels held inside the column. The tassels circulate freely or are wall attached within the transparent column member. An inverted cone member held within the inflatable member directs airflow blowing tassels. The inverted cone member has an exit aperture and an input aperture. The input aperture receives airflow from the bottom of the column and directs airflow through an exit aperture. Tassels accumulating at the bottom of the input aperture receive airflow arriving from the bottom of the column at the input aperture.