An apparatus includes a body shaped as a large open-faced hand made from
deformably resilient material. The body has a water-impermeable outer
surface and a solid core monolithically formed therewith. The solid core
has a cavity that has flanges for receiving a user's metacarpals therein.
A rectilinear stabilizing bar traverses longitudinally across the body,
is statically seated within the solid core, is intercalated between the
outer layers, and has a threaded aperture formed at a midpoint thereof. A
mechanism is included for covering an arm of the user such that the
user's arm is protected from undesirable air-traveling particulates
during clapping conditions. The arm is invisible from an exterior of the
arm covering mechanism. The arm covering mechanism is formed from
flexible and water-impermeable material for prohibiting the user's arm
from becoming soaked during inclement weather conditions.