A static electricity monitor is disclosed operable to test a garment worn by a person, the garment comprising a first piece of footwear worn on a first foot of the person. The static electricity monitor comprises a first footpad electrode having a length of at least one meter, and a first handrail electrode running generally parallel to the first footpad electrode. The static electricity monitor further comprises control circuitry coupled to the first footpad electrode and the first handrail electrode, and operable to determine if the garment worn by the person passes a soundness test by taking a measurement as the person walks the first piece of footwear along the first footpad electrode while contacting a first hand to the first handrail electrode.